Hey now! Welcome to angrier, more pissed off version of Life And How To Live it. No cute introduction today so let’s just get right to the point. This Occupy Wall Street is the biggest load of horse shit I’ve ever heard of in MY LIFE!!!! It’s not 1967 anymore. Protests DO NOT WORK YOU COLONIC SHIT FACES!!!! Do you really think an investor or anyone for that matter that works on Wall Street is really gonna change their ways cause 10,000 or whatever number of humiliating college kids set up shot in a park? HA! You are sorely mistaken. Now, let me clear something up right quick, I’m no fan of rich New York shitbags either. But I’m also smart enough to realize that me sitting in a park for months on end is gonna change nothing. The rich will still get richer and you mob of morons will still smell like pigeon shit and dirt.
I wanted to look into how this all got started. So upon a Google search, I read that a group of CANADIAN ACTIVISTS came up with this plan. WHEN THE FUCK DID WE START LISTENING TO ANYTHING CANADA HAD TO SAY!?!?!?!? Holy fuck youth of America. Anyway, word spread and off to the races we went with this grand idea that if a bunch of people gathered by the charging bull on Wall Street, the guys in the $900.00 suits would all of the sudden be like, “What can I do to help the poor?” NO! You know what they did? Went to their luxury offices, looked out the window and laughed at them. Guarantee you! These people are rich, what the fuck would they care weather you live or die?
Allow me to express this again, I do agree with with the message these protesters are trying to convey. For I’m part of this 99% they keep going on about. Hell, its a good day if I find a penny on the ground while I’m walking to school. But I also have the knowledge that those people don’t give a shit. That’s the simple fact of it all. Then there’s all these other places now joining on board. Not too long ago we just had the “Occupy Baltimore Demonstration.” WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OCCUPYING HERE!?!?! VACANT HOMES AND HIGH CRIME RATES? For those of you who live in Maryland (And for those of you who don’t) I’m about to fuck you up with some truth : WE, AS A STATE, ARE BROKE!!! That’s why the Mayor of the city is trying to pass a brand new tax on bottles of soda. Take your stank asses home and shut the fuck up for humanities sake.
Here’s the bottom line, I understand what’s going on. I do. But you also need to understand, protests very rarely work. It’s a fact. Google it. Nothing has been changed because a group of naive college twits decided to invade a public area. Wow. Way to stick it to them. I hate to say it, but John Lennon was wrong. All you need is NOT love, it’s common sense. Unfortunately, in this day and age, everyone seems to allow their common sense to take a few years off. Sad.
Anyway that’s it for now. I’m sure something will piss me off again and get me to write something.
Piss Off!!!
Tags: Colonic, Hippies, Occupy, Protest, Shitface, Street, Wall
